What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 02:06

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
Dr No
Octopussy
What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What are examples of real life forced feminization?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
Are there girls here who like group sex?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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